(Winter) Olympic Dreams

Professional blow-hard Stephen Colbert is ready to race.

Comedy Central's "right-wing" personality Stephen Colbert has thrown his weight behind the US speedskating team ahead of the 2010 Winter Olympics.  For those outside the US and not aware of the Colbert Nation, Stephen plays a bloviating pundit who hosts a news/commentary show airing directly after Jon Stewart's "Daily Show," where he earned his comedy stripes. "The Colbert Report" (don't pronounce the t's) specializes in hyperventilating obscurantist diatribes à la televised rabble-rousers   Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, or Bill O'Reilly.  The mockery extends even to aesthetics with a set  laden with flags, eagles, and red-white-and-blue bunting -- all surrounding a huge desk in the shape of a "C."

Colbert manifests the sort of personality cult that accompanies such commentators by exhorting his followers to attach his name to whatever they can. Fans have responded. His nomenclature empire now includes a water beetle and the undetermined solution to a mathematical problem.  Most famously, loyal voters made "Colbert" the name for a new wing scheduled for installation on the International Space Station.  NASA balked and instead invented a COLBERT acronym for an exercise treadmill in the station. >>Follow the link below left to read on.